 The
NoniConnection Guarantee
Our Bullet-Proof, No
Hassle, No Pilikia*
If You-Don't-Like-It, Send-It-Back
Absolutely 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
(How many ways are
there to explain this unreal policy?)
Simply stated, our return policy puts your needs ahead of our own.
If Noni juice is not for you, or you are dissatisfied in any
way, shape, or form, simply return any unused portions to us for a full
refund.
Try that with the Tahitian/Morinda empire/conglomerate! Or anyone
else, for that matter! And if by chance, (because, after all, we're only
human) we screw up* your order, we promise to go out of our way
to correct it promptly and to make up for any inconvenience we may
inadvertently have caused.
*pilikia: A Hawaiian word that means
problem or trouble.
* screw up: An English phrase that means "to make a mistake,
to err, falter, transgress, or miscalculate; to become discombobulated in reference to one's assigned task thereunto,
i.e. screw-up."
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